How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
^ oh dear god that trip would turn so bad. god….that makes me anxious just thinking about that.
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I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
It’s not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing
…some stories are best left unspoken. This one is going to drive me crazy, though….
See, Emma, you’ve got a decision to make. You can keep your magic, which makes you oh so sad, or you can save the man that you can’t wait to run away from. Choose wisely.
Coolest kid on the block
First of them to die too
No actually she wasn’t smoking, her mother was a photographer and she loved to photograph kids with adult objects to see how people reacted. It’s a very strong message I think
I studied this photograph at school, it’s not a real cigarette. The title of the picture is candy cigarette. Sally Mann created a series of pictures that make people feel uncomfortable but when you read the titles it kinda changes your view.
Okay this is cute.
this is how you prank
Seriously. Pranks are supposed to be funny and maybe even startling, but NEVER illegal, offensive or harmful. A good prank leaves everyone (especially the “victims” of the prank) giggling and happy.
Band Geek Humor
harleythedragon Band Nerds.
You know you love me
Talk dirty to me.
*plays trumpet Solo*
i think this person is a wizard
when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair
I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.
i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”
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I’m so sorry
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted